Laughable Answers I Have
Received
To My Legitimate
Email Questions
With a few laughable remarks thrown
in...
Q. Why don't you believe Jesus in
Matthew 26:26,
when He said "This IS My
Body?"
A. From an SDA:
"Because His body would be used up in no time if it really
were."
Never mind the
fact that Jesus Christ is GOD and is unlimited in all ways.
Also, obviously this person had never
heard that Jesus had fed 5000 people
with only 5 loaves of bread and 2
fishes, and there were still leftovers after
all were satisfied. Mark
6:34-44
For those who believe in the True Presence only at the Last
Supper, and not
ever since:
Q. Since in John 6,
Jesus spoke to His Disciples as well as the crowd of
Jews,
as shown in John 6:25,41,52, why then do you
say it was only His true
presence that one time? How
can you ignore the fact that He spoke to all
of us in
John 6:42-66? Only His disciples were at the Last Supper, and
no one else. Does that mean all the
rest of us are excluded in John 6?
How can you not
see yourself in John 6:66 as not believing His words and
walking away from Him?
A. He was only speaking to the Jews, and it was they who
walked away,
not us.
Okay, then
I am forced to believe that we are excluded when any group is
addressed in
the Bible, so 90% + of Scripture does not even apply to us
since we were not
the Jews or their predecessors, the Hebrews, who were
the ones being
addressed. This brings up an interesting question. Since
GOD gave the 10
Commandments to Moses, and the Hebrews, then we
do not have to abide by them
right?
Q. Why don't you call the Mother
of GOD 'Blessed' as stated in Luke 1:48,
"All generations
shall call me Blessed?"
A. From an SDA:
"Because 'will' means it will happen sometime in the
future."
I am
forced to concede that this person does not see himself as part of
"All
Generations." What about all the generations of SDA's who
have
passed away? Did not this verse apply to them also? When does the
'future' arrive?
Mormon:
Q. How do you equate the introduction
to the Book of Mormon where it
says, "The Book of Mormon is
Comparable to the Bible...and contains as
does the Bible, the
fulness of the everlating Gospel", and, it is "The
most
correct book on earth", with Galatians 1:8-9?
"If
anyone preach a Gospel to you other than that which you have
received, let him be anathema."
A. From a
Mormon:
"It is the same
Gospel."
Hmmm, never mind that Galatians
was written in the first century and
the Book of Mormon wasn't written until
the 19th century. Same Gospel?
The most idiotic remark I have ever received by email...
From an
SDA:
"You are brainwashed by Catholic
literature. If you want to know the truth
of what the Catholic Church
teaches, you have to go outside of the Catholic Church such as SDA, or this list
of books to read."
Every author of those
books was a known heretic and hater of the Catholic Church. Now I am so sure I
will find the 'truth' of the Catholic Church in
SDA literature...right? If
you believe that, then I have a bridge to sell you.
Compiled by Bob Stanley, September 4, 1998 and ongoing.